A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks to buy a television set.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The blonde leaves and dyes her hair brown.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day, she returns and asks to buy the television.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hey," says the blonde, shocked, "how'd you know it was me?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You've been trying to buy a microwave."