A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

She said, "I'd love to be ten again."©JOKEDEMO.COM

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie theater, more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."