On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football."
And it was good. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence."©JOKEDEMO.COM
With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed it on the helmet of silver and blue.©JOKEDEMO.COM
God said, "Let it be called, 'The Dallas Cowboys' - America's team."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Later that day, God said, "Even Cowboys need assholes."©JOKEDEMO.COM
So he made their fans.