Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work."©JOKEDEMO.COM
They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow."©JOKEDEMO.COM
They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!"
