After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"