There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, ''Nope.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs.©JOKEDEMO.COM
As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, ''I thought you said your dog didn't bite!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
The old man muttered, ''Ain't my dog.''
