A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"