AN ELVIS SONG THAT NEVER QUITE MADE IT PUBLIC IN ITS ORIGINAL STATE....Come on...sing along everybody...©JOKEDEMO.COM

Are you lonesome tonight? Does your tummy feel tight?
Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?
Does your memory stray, To that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Is your hairline receding? Your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her, And its prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain? Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Is your blood pressure up? Good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat cuisine?
All that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot.
Helps you run like A well oiled machine.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If it's football or baseball, He sure knows the score.
Yes, he knows where it's at But forgets what it's for.
So your gallbladder's gone, But your gout lingers on,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?©JOKEDEMO.COM

When you're hungry, he's not, When you're cold, he is hot,
Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light, He goes left and you go right,
Then you get his great symphonic snore.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He was once so romantic, So witty and smart;
How did he turn out to be such A cranky old fart?
So don't take any bets, It's as good as it gets,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ladies and gentlemen, Thank ya Thank ya very much..........
Elvis has left the building.