A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window.©JOKEDEMO.COM
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years!
