I can not see
I can not pee
I can not chew
I can not screw
Oh, my Gosh, what can I do? ©JOKEDEMO.COM

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad--can you tell?©JOKEDEMO.COM

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years have come at last
The golden years can kiss my a**!