An old man was setting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What are you selling, young man," he asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm not selling anything, Sir," the young man replied. "I'm a Census Taker."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"A what?" the man asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"A Census Taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," the man answered, "you're wasting your time with me. I have no idea."