A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If you put a match under his left foot, it sings "Single Bells," and if you put a match under its left foot, it sings "and#28114;eck the Halls."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man thinks that is the coolest thing he's ever seen, so he decides to buy it for his wife. So he gets home, and puts it away.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Then he wonders what will happen if he puts it a match between its legs, so he tries it, and the parrot starts singing "and#28112;het's nuts roasting over an open fire..."
