A city boy, Andy, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, then, just give me my money back."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What ya gonna do with him?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm going to raffle him off."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."©JOKEDEMO.COM

A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Didn't anyone complain?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back!"