ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation.©JOKEDEMO.COM

CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses.©JOKEDEMO.COM

CONSULTANT: A jobless person who shows executives how to work.©JOKEDEMO.COM

DENTURES: Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide accompaniment to Spanish music.©JOKEDEMO.COM

FIBER: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.©JOKEDEMO.COM

FUNERAL HOME: A stately manse occupied by transients who continually receive visitors but lack the energy and inclination to entertain them.©JOKEDEMO.COM

JOB: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning©JOKEDEMO.COM

LAWYER: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying client; for this reason considered the most suitable background for entry into politics..©JOKEDEMO.COM

LECHER: A stud with liver spots.©JOKEDEMO.COM

LOOTING: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot.©JOKEDEMO.COM

LOTTERY: The equivalent of betting that the next pope will be from Duluth, or that the parrot in the pet store window speaks Flemish.