Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, "Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late."?/p>

Paul replies, "sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad."?Charley says, "If your dick's been hurting, why did you go to the dentist?"?/p>

Paul answers, "and#28111;ecause I had a tooth stuck in it."?/p>