A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am"?©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man replies "You're 30, right?" She says "No, I'm 47, but nice try."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, "How old do you think I am?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man replies, "You're 37, right?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The lady says "No, I'm 47, but good guess."©JOKEDEMO.COM
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies "Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties."©JOKEDEMO.COM
So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, "You're 47!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The lady, astonished, asks, "How did you know?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The old man replies "I was standing right behind you at McDonald's."
