Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. ''Well, go in the bushes.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''What should I use to wipe my ass?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Use a dollar bill.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his hands.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''What happened?'' asks his friend.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters.''