A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were 200 women walking single file.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"My husband's."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"What happened to him?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."©JOKEDEMO.COM
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."©JOKEDEMO.COM
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Get in line."