A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Mum!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"