A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, show me," the officer demanded.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The driver got out the machetes and started juggling them, starting with three, then more, and then finally seven at one time. He juggled them overhand, underhand, and behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As another car passed by, the driver did a double take, and said to himself, "I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."