The Model Lodger Joke

 
Home - Dirty Jokes - The Model Lodger Joke
Meet real sex partners here!
Joke Categories
Home
Animal Jokes
Bar Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Celebrity Jokes
Clean Jokes
Computer Jokes
Fart Jokes
Free Jokes
Funny Quotes Jokes
Gender Jokes
General Jokes
Halloween Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Medical Jokes
Office Jokes
Political Jokes
Redneck Jokes
Relationship Jokes
Religious Jokes
Short Jokes
Sports Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes
Make Money With Your Site
Top Links 1
Arcade Girl
Idol Top Sites
Forum Directory
Webmaster Resources
Free Arcade Games
Arcade Sky
Web Directory
Free Articles
Free Online Games
 
More Links ...
Your Links Here?
 
 
The Model Lodger Joke

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What about your husband? asked the model.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings," replied Doris.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Good," said the model. "Now that that's been settled, I'll go to the studio and see you tonight."©JOKEDEMO.COM

That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimmer or underclothes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not believe her.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred. "Yes, he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "But I guess you've seen me millions of times."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn't."


Thanks for reading The Model Lodger Joke. If you like it, you can Tell-A-Friend-About-This-Joke

Fun Page Exchange
Random Jokes
Di at the Pearly Ga ...
A Sunday school tea ...
Sex in the jungle Joke
Will This Hold 6 Cu ...
Clear wall Joke
Size of the Ranch Joke
Smart Fish Joke
Our Children Joke
Michael cutting dow ...
First Grade Teacher ...

Sponsor Links
Top Links 2
MySpace Resources
MySpace Layout Codes
URL Web Directory
Tiny URL
Arcade Games Catalog
Play Free Arcade
Play Arcade Games
Free Online Games
Free Arcade Games
Play Arcade
Office Jokes
 
More Links ...
Your Links Here?
eXTReMe Tracker

Copyright © 2004 - 2008 JokeDemo.com | Web Hosting Coupons
Disclaimer: We do our best to avoid copyrighted material. If anything on this site has been copyrighted by you, please contact us at admin at(@) jokedemo.com, we'll remove it or give you credit!

End of joke page of The Model Lodger Joke, thanks!