One day, at a casino buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's gonads, and squeezed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Are you a paramedic?" "No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."