Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Corn Poopie- Self explanatory. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Dog Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
