Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."