A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly, "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too."©JOKEDEMO.COM

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around 2 a.m., the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."