Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party.©JOKEDEMO.COM
During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
As soon as he finishes his last word, there is the sound of a large splash.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guests all turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can. They cheer him on as he keeps stroking.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Finally, the swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire is so impressed, he says, "My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man says, "Listen, I don't want your money. I don't want your daughter, either. I want the person who pushed me in that water!"