A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The groom says, "I'll look around for any bugs. Don't worry sweetie." He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says, "Aha!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets out his trusty Swiss Army knife, unscrews the screws, and throws them along with the disc out of the window. He tells his new bride, "Okay Honey. I took care of everything! You have a husband now that can take care of things the right way.""©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at our fine hotel?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The groom says, "Why are you asking so many questions?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The hotel manager says, "Well, the room under yours complained about the chandelier falling on them."