Top ten things not to say on your anniversary!©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Today is our what?©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. I've got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut you up.©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.