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The Wife Joke

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."©JOKEDEMO.COM

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"He said you're going to die," she replied.


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