Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.©JOKEDEMO.COM

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the country's third language.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East )formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.©JOKEDEMO.COM

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.©JOKEDEMO.COM

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.©JOKEDEMO.COM

85 year study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Supreme Court rules that punishment of criminals violates the criminals' civil rights.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.©JOKEDEMO.COM

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with Congressman.©JOKEDEMO.COM

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.