As the highway patrolman approached the accident site, he found that the entire side of the BMW had been ripped away, taking with it the driver's arm. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
The injured yuppie, a lawyer obviously in shock, kept moaning, "My car, my car," as the officer tried to comfort him. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Sir," the patrolman said gently, "I think we should be more concerned about your arm than your car." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
The driver look down to where his arm should have been, then screamed, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
