Harry the Magician was performing on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The pay was lousy, but the audience changed weekly, so he could do the same tricks over and over.©JOKEDEMO.COM

There was just one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand the tricks. So in the middle of the show, the parrot would shout:©JOKEDEMO.COM

'Look, it's not the same hat!'©JOKEDEMO.COM

'Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!'©JOKEDEMO.COM

'Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?'©JOKEDEMO.COM

Harry was furious but couldn't do anything since it was the captain's parrot.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Two weeks later, the ship sank. Harry saved himself by clinging to a piece of wood ... with the parrot perched on the other end.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Magician and parrot stared at each other with hatred for several days, but did not utter a single word.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After a week the parrot finally said: 'Okay, I give up. What did you do with the boat?'