The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Tell me explicitly," the judge directed the woman, "what fault you have found with your husband."
The wife was explicit: "He's a liar, a brute, a thief and a brainless fool!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Tut, tut!" the judge remonstrated. "I suspect you would find difficulty in proving your assertions."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Prove it!" was the retort. "Why everybody knows it."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"If you knew it," his honor demanded sarcastically, "why did you marry him?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I didn't know it before I married him."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The husband interrupted angrily: "Yes she did too," he shouted. "She did so!"