A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man thinks for a while and then proclaims "©JOKEDEMO.COM
1. I'd like a million dollars.©JOKEDEMO.COM
2. Beat me half to death".