Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, " and I shall hew the young man in half.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me," said the first lady. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The accountant must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. "Indeed," said wise King Solomon.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law!"