A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man groaned but didn't budge. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Finally, they summoned the police.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sam," the man moaned.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Where ya from, Sam?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

With pain in his voice Sam replied... "The balcony."