One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"They're busy."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"The police."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Can I speak to them?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"They're busy."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"The firemen."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Can I speak to them?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"They're busy."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Looking for me."