These questions were reportedly asked by elementary children and appeared in a newspaper article.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: Why did You make people talk foreign languages? It would be easier if everybody could talk English like You and me.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: If You made the sun and the moon and the stars, You must have had lots of equipment.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't You just keep the ones You have now?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: How come You only have 10 rules and our school has millions?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: When You made the first man did he work as good as we do now?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: There were no clouds Saturday so I think I saw Your feet. Did I really?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: I know there's a God because I go to His house on Sunday and see all the cars parked there.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: Where does yesterday go? Do You have it?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dear God: I'm afraid of things at night more than in the day. So if You could keep the sun on longer that would be a good thing.