An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were sitting in the pub discussing families. The talk turned to children and each was surprised to find out that they all had 14-year-old daughters.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Englishman explained that his problem was that he had found cigarette butts under his daughter's bed, "I didn't know she smoked,"?was his lament.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Frenchy then proclaimed that he had found whiskey bottles under his child's bed. "I was not aware that she drank,"?he moaned.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Irishman was adamant that he had the more pressing problem -- he had found condoms under his darling daughter's bed. "I didn't know she had a dick,"?he wailed.