1. If two wrongs don't make a right... try three.
2. Hookt aun fonix reelie wurkt fur mee!©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. You know that you should go to sleep when the sheep you are counting start to hit the fence.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. I smile because I have no clue what is going on.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?