Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.''