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Three Men And A River Joke

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The first man prayed, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Seeing this, the second man prayed, saying, "Please God, give me the strength...and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed saying, "Please God, give me the strength....and the tools... and the intelligence to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across a bridge.


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