An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Englishman says, ''I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,'' he laments, ''and she doesn't even know how to drive!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch©JOKEDEMO.COM

However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. ''Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,'' he chuckles. ''My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!''