Three male dogs: a Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Chihuahua, sat at the end of a bar downing a few drinks when a beautiful lady Collie walked in and sat at the opposite end.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She noticed that they were drooling over her and offered them a deal. "If any of you can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence that I like, I'll let you buy me a drink."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The male dogs started punching each other, feeling quite sure of themselves. The Pit Bull blurts out, "I like liver and cheese."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No! How base!" snarls the lady Collie.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then the Shepherd speaks up, "Liver and cheese make good food."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Collie turns her head and says, "Ha! No good!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Finally, the little Chihuahua crawls up on the bar and speaks, "Liver alone, cheese mine!" He got to buy the lady the drink.