Three sisters ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night, the 96 year old starts a bath.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She puts her foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in or out of the bath??"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, but I'll come up and see!" She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down??"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."©JOKEDEMO.COM

She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells to her sisters, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door!"