''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.©JOKEDEMO.COM
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''That he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's left boob.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''
