Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists©JOKEDEMO.COM

Yes, they're ALL TRUE as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff!©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. How do the Elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. At what elevation does an Elk become a Moose?©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?"
Park Information Staff: " 'Elk' "
Tourist: "Oh".©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. Are the Bears with collars tame?©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you tell me what it was?©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Are there birds in Canada?©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?©JOKEDEMO.COM

13. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan?©JOKEDEMO.COM

14. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?©JOKEDEMO.COM

15. Which is the way to the Columbia Rice fields?©JOKEDEMO.COM

16. How far is Banff from Canada?©JOKEDEMO.COM

17. What's the best way to see Canada in a day?©JOKEDEMO.COM

18. Do they search you at the B.C. border?©JOKEDEMO.COM

19. When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British pounds?©JOKEDEMO.COM

20. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don't they?©JOKEDEMO.COM

21. Are there phones in Banff?©JOKEDEMO.COM

22. So it's eight kilometers away... is that in miles?©JOKEDEMO.COM

23. We're on the decibel system you know.©JOKEDEMO.COM

24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??©JOKEDEMO.COM

25. Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?©JOKEDEMO.COM

26. Don't you Canadians know anything?©JOKEDEMO.COM

27. Where do you put the animals at night?©JOKEDEMO.COM

28. Tourist: "How do you get your lakes so blue?"
Park staff: "We take the water out in the winter and paint the bottom".
Tourist: "Oh!"