Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings a box of tampons to the register.
The cashier looks at the boy and says, "Hi. Are these for your mom?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Little Johnny thinks for a moment and says, "Umm, no."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cashier says, "Oh. Then they're for your sister?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Little Johnny says, "uh-unh."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cashier, now a bit curious, says, "Oh. Then they must be for your granny!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Little Johnny says, "Nope."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cashier is now really confused. Finally she asks, "Well, what are you going to do with them?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Little Johnny says, "Well, I'm not sure yet. But on TV, they said if I buy these I can go fishing and swimming and horseback riding!"