If you think life is bad"and#59086;ow would you like to be an egg?©JOKEDEMO.COM

You only get laid once, You only get eaten once,
It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft,
You share your box with 6 other guys, but worst of all"?br />The only woman that sat on your face was your mother!©JOKEDEMO.COM

So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!
So pass this advice around to someone who you feel could use a good lay"?br />Ooops, I mean day!!