If a man cuts his finger off, while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If your neighbor crashes into a tree, while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If your grandchildren are brats, without manners, you blame television.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot, at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead--the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So, all things considered....If I die while I'm parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, okay?